Coconut Sunflower Seeds!

mmm coconut sunflower seeds!

I just cant do the bunch in my cheek like a squirrel and spit
it, comes out like a shower then i choke.

I tried to be cool like the other softball players, it was too salty too, the kind they eat...

Yogurt Explosion!

I hate it when I open yogurts, and it explodes in my face. So I faced it away this time and it splat all over my keyboard and table...

Ant Mole!

I must be tired...I thought there was an ant on my hand but it was my mole hahaha.

We have a new drink at work called Just Chill. Supposedly it's a stress reliever. Tastes like soda, grass, and 7 up....

Why do stuff inside my sandwich always fall out when I try to take a bite!

I get sooo sad when stuff falls out of my sandwich just before taking a bite into it. Same thing with burgers! It's like I want to eat you but you won't let me eat you! Makes me want to smash it like the Hulk in Avengers.

Dog Alarm!

So I slept in on sunday til about 11am. My damn dog was whining downstairs and stomping her feet like a kid to wake me up. If that doesn't work, she goes to her crate to scratch it. It's so loud! That jerk. 

I have a shoe dilemma haha

I wore flats today. my right ankle will is a bit bigger/swollenish from the metal. so right foot looks like marshmallows filling the shoe while left foot is kinda lose fitting.

Dentist visit, numbed eye

i went to dentist today to renew old cavity fillings. it numbed up to my eyeball...

Freakin' long hair!

i hate it when hair gets in the back of my pants, it tickles my butt

especialy when it gets in the crack
freakin long hair

Mom: "Are you awake?

Does your mom call you at 11pm and be like are you awake?

What's the point if I was sleeping she'd wake me up anyway. Why ask haha

It's like when im in the bathrm too!

What are u doing in there?

I told her last nite, why do u ask? She laughed and hung up!

Booty Crack Pants!

Man! I hate pants so low its like butt crack showing.

I wore the wrong pants today, or just I gained weight so booty got bigger.