Car Accident!!!

So at my freeway exit, shortly after it there were 2 cars on the side. Damn idiot has driver side door wide open. He's walking into driver side too so i had to slow way down and go around and my car passed the line too. then the car behind me... he was startled! i guess he didn't see how close they were to the road and sharped turned left...and i was like OMG dont fall down there and cuz it was a overamp would fall down if kept goin'. Then i saw him sharp turn back and OMG into wall of trees or flipped or into car?!!! I was too far ahead already...just straight into the tree wall basically. Just saw a ton of cars stop behind him!

Sex and the City

Mom walked into my brothers room and was nosy-ing around. Saw a dvd cover "Sex and the City" (belonged to his gf) and started yelling at him! Are you watching porn?!!! It says "SEX"!

Leather Jacket

My friend and I were talking about funny first dates! I'll never forget this one date from about 11 years ago? back when I was still in highschool. Definitely a story to tell my grandkids someday, whenever that'll be i have no idea... I will never forget this guy! It was a hilarious day that's for sure!

So I met him up for our first date. First he brags about how his lips are sooo soft, and grabs my hand to touch them. Then comes in for a kiss to prove to me how soft they are. And......NO they were not soft at all! Dry and chapped! Next he asks me if I like his leather jacket. So I say, "Yes, it looks nice on you!" He replies, "I stole it from a car!". My mouth was open and i was speechless hahaha!

Achooo!

Sudden sneezes are no good!!! i just catapulted out a blueberry i was eating haha lucky i wasn't facing the monitor!