Fat month!

Soooo, last week I had dinner with my aunt, mom, and grandparents at my grandparents house. It's nice to have family dinners once in a while to catch up with one another and gossip. The topic for this weeks dinner was about fatness! About me being fat! First, mom and aunt says I need to lose 10 lbs. I told them I've gained my weight from working at YouTube and working on losing it. Then grandma follows with "NO she has to lose 20 lbs!" I'm thinking great...this will not end until I'm at their ideal weight. Boo!

A few days ago, mom calls me at 9pm to ask what I was doing. I told her I was hungry and was making food to eat. She raises her voice "DON'T EAT SO LATE! EAT BEFORE 7PM" and yea, that was the end of our phone conversation. Basically got a call to tell me I'm Fat!

Next day, mom calls in the morning to see what I was doing and asked if I wanted some papaya. Suggested me to lose weight by eating more veggies and fruits. I said no thanks 'cuz grandma already gave me a half papaya, 5 peaches and 5 pears a few days ago. I told her I may as well stop eating. Then she says "NO! DON'T KILL YOURSELF" and I said "Then I'll just eat 'til I get fatter and stress you out for the rest of your life!" jokingly of course. She said "NO don't do that!" with her raised voice again and complains how dark I'm getting too. Chinese people like to be white because white = pretty. So I respond "You say I'm fat so I go running to get exercise!" and she shuts up. Haha! End of another phone conversation.

Today, I went to have a nice Italian dinner with a few friends for my birthday. Grandma calls me to come by to pick something up. She gives me a red envelope and 2 football sized Papayas = go on a diet and eat healthy. FML

July 4th Loser!

How did my July 4th go? It was alright... Well, not the beginning of it. So I got ready to go to Hilton hotel for the 46th floor 9pm. event to watch the fireworks at an all window view walled room. So my friends and I got there half and hr. early and had to line up a block away from the entrance. Who knew it would be that busy already. So we ended up waiting for an hr to find out that the guestlist was closed at 9pm. and asked us to pay $25 to enter. So we all said forget it and left to Swig for FREE. What a cold night waiting out and missing the fireworks all together. At least it wasn't busy at Swig bar. So we ended the night early and went to eat Nan and Curry. I was so excited and was craving for Chicken Tikka Masala and Vindilu (however you spell that). So happy after that and went home early after that. It was about 2am when I got to my car. So I was driving home and came to a crosswalk at red light. I saw a group of thuggish looking kids and one was tagging (graiffiting) the crosswalk at one end not realizing there was a cop car at the other end of the crosswalk. I'm just in the front of the crosswalk watching all this go down. None of his friends saw the cop guess because it was a dark street? After this kid is done tagging the crosswalk corner, gets to the other side of the street and all the sudden the cop car lights turn on and they make an arrest. That's what he gets! Such a dummy. It's just sad to see these things happen.