Bikram Yoga

The other day at yoga, bikram yoga.

There were lots of topless guys.

But this one reallly buff dude,

we did this one pose where you lift your leg and

he totally farts and tries to cover up by moving his leg back down.

He looks around and he saw me from the front mirror. I'm giving him a stare down, yea I know it was you when we made eye contact.

He was in the front left corner of me.

My mom - Episode #1

She's so embarassing!

At her house, i went to visit. I thought i heard the door open, creeking.

She just starts laughing like crazy...

'cuz i turned quick to look and i knew it was just us two there alone. so i freaked!

she was laughing 'cuz it was her farting.

crazy day...@rockyou

56 got laid off today... not a good day. missing everyone already =(

Saving food in my Hair!

At first i had a bit of the tiny noodles from my chicken noodle soup cup to go stuck in my hair think i heard a fly stuck in my hair for a second just at first. freakin long hair sometimes!!!

Texting is no good!

went to the gym at first... was texting while walking... and banged my forehead so hard and loud into some sort of arm workout machine part that was sticking out... friend cracked up so loud next to me..

didnt dare to turn back see others laughing maybe..................

now i see a bump on my forehead 3 hrs later...

Car Accident!!!

So at my freeway exit, shortly after it there were 2 cars on the side. Damn idiot has driver side door wide open. He's walking into driver side too so i had to slow way down and go around and my car passed the line too. then the car behind me... he was startled! i guess he didn't see how close they were to the road and sharped turned left...and i was like OMG dont fall down there and cuz it was a overamp would fall down if kept goin'. Then i saw him sharp turn back and OMG into wall of trees or flipped or into car?!!! I was too far ahead already...just straight into the tree wall basically. Just saw a ton of cars stop behind him!

Sex and the City

Mom walked into my brothers room and was nosy-ing around. Saw a dvd cover "Sex and the City" (belonged to his gf) and started yelling at him! Are you watching porn?!!! It says "SEX"!

Leather Jacket

My friend and I were talking about funny first dates! I'll never forget this one date from about 11 years ago? back when I was still in highschool. Definitely a story to tell my grandkids someday, whenever that'll be i have no idea... I will never forget this guy! It was a hilarious day that's for sure!

So I met him up for our first date. First he brags about how his lips are sooo soft, and grabs my hand to touch them. Then comes in for a kiss to prove to me how soft they are. And......NO they were not soft at all! Dry and chapped! Next he asks me if I like his leather jacket. So I say, "Yes, it looks nice on you!" He replies, "I stole it from a car!". My mouth was open and i was speechless hahaha!

Achooo!

Sudden sneezes are no good!!! i just catapulted out a blueberry i was eating haha lucky i wasn't facing the monitor!

Noodoze

8am...I woke up and was working in bed fully lying down for an hr and just typing with 1 hand. I was soooo tired. Coming home last night at about 2am. Then just had to get out of bed at 930 to wake myself up by making busghetti (sphaghetti), earliest i've ever made it. Then the damn wheat noodoze (noodles) taste like paper! Sigh, the things we eat to stay healthy.

Family Picture

Sent my Aunt family pics, here's her response:

Hi Jenny,
These are very nice pictures. Please devil (hot copy) to grandpa. Thanks.

I think she meant "develop hard copy"?