My last Wonton!

I use to help out and waitress for my friends Vietnamese Restaurant called Chic-N-Noodle Do (went out of business boo) for a few years. I would always have the wonton soup noodle for lunch. This one beautiful day, a homeless man comes in and was really nice and approachable. He said hi and everything and thought he was going to order something to go. He came closer and closer to me, spoke to me briefly "Hi, how are you..." then grabs my last wonton with his hands straight out of my soup filled bowl!!!!!!!! My last wonton! I saved the best for last toooo! I was soooooo sad! I just stared at him running out the door with my mouth open.... I'll never forget that day.

Iron Chef

The show Iron Chef makes me sooooo mad!!!!!!!! Especially when it's on at night like around 1am. It makes me sooo hungry and I dont want to eat so late! When the judges do the mmmm ahhhh oooohs.... god it drives me crazy. I'm like just shut up already! I cant have any! Just torture!!! Can't watch food network anymore at night...

Mattress on the Freeway!

O my gosh!!!! Scariest thing happened today! Was driving on 280 towards S.F. and all of a sudden cars started slowing down. I was behind a huge truck and was going the normal speed but we were sudden slowing down. With my small car, I came up pretty close to the truck. For a quick second the truck started to swerve left and then it hit me! I saw 2 huge mattresses laying in the fastest and 2 lanes over. I slowed down just enough to rollover and knick the corner of the mattress on the right and went through the tiny gap in between the two. If I were going any faster I swear my car coulda flipped over! SCARY!

Inner Thighs

O my god! I bruised my inner thighs from cycle class today. My shorts were too short so the bike seat was rubbing against my skin! I thought It looked red and strange and I thought I caught STDs! ... but its just a bruise.

Need Sleep!

Sooooo tired from working the graveyard shift past 2 days. I've only had about 5 hrs. of sleep total in two days. Then I had softball practice and forgot to sunblock myself. Came home sore and with bruises! So I finally got home and made some pasta. Standing and waiting for the noodles to boil and almost fell asleep! hahaha. reminded me of my last day of college. 3 days no sleep doing projects, studying for finals, and writing papers. Actually fell asleep standing up during my own group presentation. Woke myself up when I leaned far enough to take a step. I need SLEEP! Gnite!

English homework call

Another english homework call from Mom. Calls me at 10:30pm to ask me how to spell gift...

Last bite of my ice cream cone!!!

Ice cream!!! I had my last yummy bite of ice cream cone in my hand. You know, best saved last bite and so excited too! My friend just knocks it off my hand and laughs!?!!?!?! What an ass...

Snow Goggles

Went running at Lake Merced and saw an older man running with snow goggles on. It threw me off haha. He must not own a pair of sunglasses... It was a pretty sunny day too. I hope he doesn't get raccoon eyes!

eHarmony

Ohhh Judy. One of my closest friends Judy one day said she was sick of seeing me single. She wants me to date! So she spent an hour of her time setting up an account for me on eHarmony. Because the survey took so long to answer, she randomly checked boxes and answered questions randomly. The results came out to be that I was married and too complicated and retarded to find any matches for me at the moment. Haha what a waste of an hour.

I just can't win with Mom

She says I'm fat. So I run. Complain I'm too dark. Then I say "You said I'm fat. So I run! What do u want? fat or dark?". I just tell her to have another kid then. Don't complain! Can never win...

Stunna Shades

Hahaha heard a funny story from my friend. She went to the mall and was walking behind a guy with shades on walking around holding his girlfriend's hand. All of a sudden he walks straight into a pole and falls down! So my friend runs off to laugh her butt off. Next thing he does is yells at girlfriend for not warning him! Stunna shades ain't that cool afterall haha!

I look so retarded!

It's freeeezing cold! Wearing tights under sweatpants, socks, tshirt, long sleeve under a sweater, scarf, zip hoody, all under a robe, beanie, under 3 blankets, and the heater on. Already broke the first heater which went into flames. Not safe. Glad I put out the fire in time. It was on my bed. Not safe at all! I look sooo retarded! I wonder who else dresses like me haha! Anyone?

Fall #3

So clumsy today. Once again, I fell down the stairs! Had a glass of milk in my hand this time and tried stepping over the dog fence at the bottom of the stairway and just fell. Again! Spilling alllll of my milk, moving the entire dining table, chair almost breaking a window, and scared my dog into a corner. This is fall #3. We'll see how many more times.

Broke a huge fan at the Lounge

It was last saturday when I went to a friend's birthday gathering at a lounge. I had a great time, saw a lot of my old coworkers. It was like a mini coworker reunion. We celebrated with a few drinks and finally headed downstairs to the dance floor. It was sooo dark and hot down there! So my friends and I were dancing. I got a little tired and decided to go sit down. Stupid me, I guess I was just blind or something. I attempted to sit at the corner and yea, satin skirt didn't go well with the slippery seats. Then I just toppled over and fell on my left elbow and knocking the huge fan cord over! You know, those ginormous fans that's used to air out the room! Apparantly I broke off one of the connecting parts to the wall outlet haha. Good thing just one friend saw me fall and helped me up. Strangers were laughing and commented "You're having a lot of fun tonite?!". Yea, went home with a huge bruise on my elbow. FML.

Ohhh Moms

It was 11:30pm. I was in my bed all cozy and falling asleep. All of a sudden, my mom calls. Was the funniest question in a long time from her. All she asked me was "How do you spell polka dot? It's for my english homework". Hahahah... Not even a Hi, how are you..... Gave her the spelling and that was it. End of our conversation. Ohhh mom...

Moth in my Mouth

So it was another over night work shift I had to do. I took a sip of water, felt something in my mouth, picked it out and found a moving baby moth! Barf!!!!!!!!!! SoooooOoOOoooo gross! Went to brush my teeth immediately! I was annoyed for the next few hours of work. It sure woke me up alrite! Got so paranoid I'm now starting to drink out of water bottles. Yeck....