Saw a scary ghost head in my dream...

Last night I dreamt I saw a ghost and wasn't scared. It first made a raspy throat breathing scary sound. Then it appeared with just a head and flew straight at me! I tried to punch its face and then I woke up.

Coconut Sunflower Seeds!

mmm coconut sunflower seeds!

I just cant do the bunch in my cheek like a squirrel and spit
it, comes out like a shower then i choke.

I tried to be cool like the other softball players, it was too salty too, the kind they eat...

Yogurt Explosion!

I hate it when I open yogurts, and it explodes in my face. So I faced it away this time and it splat all over my keyboard and table...

Ant Mole!

I must be tired...I thought there was an ant on my hand but it was my mole hahaha.

We have a new drink at work called Just Chill. Supposedly it's a stress reliever. Tastes like soda, grass, and 7 up....

Why do stuff inside my sandwich always fall out when I try to take a bite!

I get sooo sad when stuff falls out of my sandwich just before taking a bite into it. Same thing with burgers! It's like I want to eat you but you won't let me eat you! Makes me want to smash it like the Hulk in Avengers.

Dog Alarm!

So I slept in on sunday til about 11am. My damn dog was whining downstairs and stomping her feet like a kid to wake me up. If that doesn't work, she goes to her crate to scratch it. It's so loud! That jerk.