You want cook Spean Brout?

I went eat Pho with my aunt today. Ordered the usual spring rolls and a combo beef noodle soup. The waitor asks, "You want cook spean brout?". Hahaha I tried so hard to not laugh. Then my damn aunt across from me kept saying, "Wah?, huh?, what?, cook what?" and the guy kept repeating "spean brout!". It's cooked bean sprouts!

Fall #14 - Broom ice hockey

I've exceeded my given limit of #7 falls by the end of the year... Went to a friends birthday gathering playing broom ice hockey. Apparently I didn't read the evite correctly and thought we were ice skating because he titled it "Asians on ice". Stupid... I guess i made the world record of more then 10 falls that night and was the person who fell the most. I'm in pain today! Bruises everywhere and yea. looks like i grew another knee on my left leg. But it was fun!

Chocolate Camel Crack!

Went to Mitchell's for a late night ice cream run with friends. So blind! Thought I saw a flavor "Chocolate Camel Crack", FTW?! but then I got closer and yea it was "Chocolate Caramel Crackle" whoopsie...

Mold?

eating chive crackers... chives looks like mold... made me stare hard to make sure...It's not MOLD =)

Good Dog!

My dog Pebbles.... oh that little monster! Such a long day at work. Came home, the first thing I do is go take a shower. After my shower I go downstairs to find the front door wide open! I guess I didn't shut the door tight and lock it! Damn me!!! Then I realized Pebbles is gone! For how long? I have no idea. So I'm freaking out scrambling around trying to figure out what to do! Then I remembered, good thing, that she has a lost id tag implant in her. Grabbed the card info for that, her leash, some treats and drove around the neighborhood looking for her. Nothing! So I drove back home, started up my computer to look for SPCA info and lost pet info. All of a sudden......I hear Pebbles knocking on the door! Her normal scratch "Let me in!" on the door! Smart dog! At least she knows how to come home! So happy! I guess she had a ton of fun because shortly after she got home, drank some water, she fell asleep and started snoring like a pig! So loud! It was only 7:20pm.! Good Dog! I should just let her out more often haha!

Fall #7 - Biking S.F.

It was a beautiful day today to go biking with a few of my friends. Got a bit chilly around the embarcadero. So I had to ditch my friends to ride back so I can start work at 4pm. Hit a damn curb crack on the block where Galileo H.S. is and dove into the sidewalk. Man in car on other side of st. was so sweet drove over to see if I was ok. Then I couldn't get my chain to work and handle bar was stuck under my frame. Nice man helped me to pull handle back out. Then a muscular young man came and saw I was having trouble with my chain and helped with that. I guess I grossed him out a bit because he's like WOW, you're hurt! Finally looked at my wounds and my right knee and right elbow was dripping blood!!! Worst battle scar wounds this time around. Got an imprint of the sidewalk on my right leg and scratched up shoulders too! I guess I met my goal of 6 falls by end of year. Wonder how many more...

Fall #6 - Hawaii Loa Hike

Sooo, I was going down a muddy and very slippery path and basically pinballed about 3 booty bounces on the side mud walls and actually kept me up from the fall! But it was a fall into the pinball action. Well this was during my Hawaii vacation back in early august. Just forgot to note it. Sigh. What's next...

Boy's Bathroom

Last nite my softball team and I went to eat/drink at the Playground. Played titanic and 007 drinking games. So then I had to go pee REALLY bad.... Ran to the girl's bathroom and this damn girl was in there pooping out ww5 or something?! Took so long! So I ran to the boys bathroom. I sat there for like 3 min. and was like wow i must be drunk or something. I was still peeing! Then I realize it was the toilet making the sounds like pee.

Coconuts

Every time I go to hawaii, I crack myself up remembering this one time when a coconut fell and hit my head. Of all places, it happened on the plane in front of an audience. I had a bag with no zipper, with about 8 coconut bank souvenirs. I tried to put it in the compartment above the seat and it suddenly poured out and hit my head. Instead of it falling from a tree, it's an accident from me!

Fall #5 - Cable Car Tracks

Today was a scary day... I rode my bike towards aquatic park, all of a sudden my tire gets caught in the cable car tracks! I knew I was going to fall and was leaning to the right just to get away from cars. So i completely dove on my right side, sliding 'til a parked car stopped me! The tire actually stopped and bumped my forhead! I think it's time to get a helmet! So I got back onto my bike to notice my right knee dripping blood. Sooo gross! Later, I come to discover holes on my shirt around the elbow area. Pulled the sleeve down and BAM, I see a huge scrape, bloody and full of yuck! Then another few hours later, I discover a long blue stream bruise!!!!! So broken...

Fall #4 - Fell down the stairs....

Damn heels! At least I won my ping pong game against my coworker! After we battled at work, walked took a step down those stairs and fell! Dropped my brand new macbook pro (work laptop), and sadly watched it rolll all the way down the stairs and land on the concrete floor. Good thing no one saw me fall... At least I know now how to grab the boys attention. They all came to my desk to see if it still turned on or work at all. Surprisingly it was completely fine except for the cosmetic damage. Cracked glass corner, dented sides, scratches everywhere! Me? 2 fat bruises on the side of my left hip/booty, and a baseball size bruise on my left arm. Not gonna wear heels anymo for ping pong!

My Crown!

This is really embarassing, really... I was a really bad kid and ate a ton of candy in result of a bagillion cavities! I think I was maybe 13? and got 2 root canals. Was sooo painful! I realized it once I bit on it and was wondering what was so hard! Come to find out my crown cover fell off! I was eating something sticky, I think rice, and the stickiness of the rice did the job... It's so gross! I can put it back on but it'll easily come off anytime I eat something sticky! Well, I guess it's time for a new replacement. Brush your teeth kids!

Rice Mountain

My grandpa loves to cook and cooks for me all the time! Once he just gave me a plate pile of rice, like a mountain full! I'm like thanks.....I don't want to be mean or complain about it. I'm just sitting there looking at it like uhhh. There was nothing else, no other dishes, just RICE!!! So I keep my mouth shut and start eating! Turns out everything was inside! He's then says "Surprise!"
Hahaha...oooh grandpa...

Grandma's Hair

Aunt dyed grandmas hair dark blue/purple. They said its black! I said "I'm YOUNGER I CAN SEE!!!"

G1

I dropped my G1 somewhere in the house. Left and came back to a chewed up and dead phone!!!! Gaaaaaahhhhh dog! good thing it was free...

My last Wonton!

I use to help out and waitress for my friends Vietnamese Restaurant called Chic-N-Noodle Do (went out of business boo) for a few years. I would always have the wonton soup noodle for lunch. This one beautiful day, a homeless man comes in and was really nice and approachable. He said hi and everything and thought he was going to order something to go. He came closer and closer to me, spoke to me briefly "Hi, how are you..." then grabs my last wonton with his hands straight out of my soup filled bowl!!!!!!!! My last wonton! I saved the best for last toooo! I was soooooo sad! I just stared at him running out the door with my mouth open.... I'll never forget that day.

Iron Chef

The show Iron Chef makes me sooooo mad!!!!!!!! Especially when it's on at night like around 1am. It makes me sooo hungry and I dont want to eat so late! When the judges do the mmmm ahhhh oooohs.... god it drives me crazy. I'm like just shut up already! I cant have any! Just torture!!! Can't watch food network anymore at night...

Mattress on the Freeway!

O my gosh!!!! Scariest thing happened today! Was driving on 280 towards S.F. and all of a sudden cars started slowing down. I was behind a huge truck and was going the normal speed but we were sudden slowing down. With my small car, I came up pretty close to the truck. For a quick second the truck started to swerve left and then it hit me! I saw 2 huge mattresses laying in the fastest and 2 lanes over. I slowed down just enough to rollover and knick the corner of the mattress on the right and went through the tiny gap in between the two. If I were going any faster I swear my car coulda flipped over! SCARY!

Inner Thighs

O my god! I bruised my inner thighs from cycle class today. My shorts were too short so the bike seat was rubbing against my skin! I thought It looked red and strange and I thought I caught STDs! ... but its just a bruise.

Need Sleep!

Sooooo tired from working the graveyard shift past 2 days. I've only had about 5 hrs. of sleep total in two days. Then I had softball practice and forgot to sunblock myself. Came home sore and with bruises! So I finally got home and made some pasta. Standing and waiting for the noodles to boil and almost fell asleep! hahaha. reminded me of my last day of college. 3 days no sleep doing projects, studying for finals, and writing papers. Actually fell asleep standing up during my own group presentation. Woke myself up when I leaned far enough to take a step. I need SLEEP! Gnite!

English homework call

Another english homework call from Mom. Calls me at 10:30pm to ask me how to spell gift...

Last bite of my ice cream cone!!!

Ice cream!!! I had my last yummy bite of ice cream cone in my hand. You know, best saved last bite and so excited too! My friend just knocks it off my hand and laughs!?!!?!?! What an ass...

Snow Goggles

Went running at Lake Merced and saw an older man running with snow goggles on. It threw me off haha. He must not own a pair of sunglasses... It was a pretty sunny day too. I hope he doesn't get raccoon eyes!

eHarmony

Ohhh Judy. One of my closest friends Judy one day said she was sick of seeing me single. She wants me to date! So she spent an hour of her time setting up an account for me on eHarmony. Because the survey took so long to answer, she randomly checked boxes and answered questions randomly. The results came out to be that I was married and too complicated and retarded to find any matches for me at the moment. Haha what a waste of an hour.

I just can't win with Mom

She says I'm fat. So I run. Complain I'm too dark. Then I say "You said I'm fat. So I run! What do u want? fat or dark?". I just tell her to have another kid then. Don't complain! Can never win...

Stunna Shades

Hahaha heard a funny story from my friend. She went to the mall and was walking behind a guy with shades on walking around holding his girlfriend's hand. All of a sudden he walks straight into a pole and falls down! So my friend runs off to laugh her butt off. Next thing he does is yells at girlfriend for not warning him! Stunna shades ain't that cool afterall haha!

I look so retarded!

It's freeeezing cold! Wearing tights under sweatpants, socks, tshirt, long sleeve under a sweater, scarf, zip hoody, all under a robe, beanie, under 3 blankets, and the heater on. Already broke the first heater which went into flames. Not safe. Glad I put out the fire in time. It was on my bed. Not safe at all! I look sooo retarded! I wonder who else dresses like me haha! Anyone?

Fall #3

So clumsy today. Once again, I fell down the stairs! Had a glass of milk in my hand this time and tried stepping over the dog fence at the bottom of the stairway and just fell. Again! Spilling alllll of my milk, moving the entire dining table, chair almost breaking a window, and scared my dog into a corner. This is fall #3. We'll see how many more times.

Broke a huge fan at the Lounge

It was last saturday when I went to a friend's birthday gathering at a lounge. I had a great time, saw a lot of my old coworkers. It was like a mini coworker reunion. We celebrated with a few drinks and finally headed downstairs to the dance floor. It was sooo dark and hot down there! So my friends and I were dancing. I got a little tired and decided to go sit down. Stupid me, I guess I was just blind or something. I attempted to sit at the corner and yea, satin skirt didn't go well with the slippery seats. Then I just toppled over and fell on my left elbow and knocking the huge fan cord over! You know, those ginormous fans that's used to air out the room! Apparantly I broke off one of the connecting parts to the wall outlet haha. Good thing just one friend saw me fall and helped me up. Strangers were laughing and commented "You're having a lot of fun tonite?!". Yea, went home with a huge bruise on my elbow. FML.

Ohhh Moms

It was 11:30pm. I was in my bed all cozy and falling asleep. All of a sudden, my mom calls. Was the funniest question in a long time from her. All she asked me was "How do you spell polka dot? It's for my english homework". Hahahah... Not even a Hi, how are you..... Gave her the spelling and that was it. End of our conversation. Ohhh mom...

Moth in my Mouth

So it was another over night work shift I had to do. I took a sip of water, felt something in my mouth, picked it out and found a moving baby moth! Barf!!!!!!!!!! SoooooOoOOoooo gross! Went to brush my teeth immediately! I was annoyed for the next few hours of work. It sure woke me up alrite! Got so paranoid I'm now starting to drink out of water bottles. Yeck....