eHarmony

Ohhh Judy. One of my closest friends Judy one day said she was sick of seeing me single. She wants me to date! So she spent an hour of her time setting up an account for me on eHarmony. Because the survey took so long to answer, she randomly checked boxes and answered questions randomly. The results came out to be that I was married and too complicated and retarded to find any matches for me at the moment. Haha what a waste of an hour.