Thursday, November 17, 2011

Bikram Yoga

The other day at yoga, bikram yoga.
There were lots of topless guys.
But this one reallly buff dude,
we did this one pose where you lift your leg and
he totally farts and tries to cover up by moving his leg back down.
He looks around and he saw me from the front mirror. I'm giving him a stare down, yea I know it was you when we made eye contact.
He was in the front left corner of me.

My mom - Episode #1

She's so embarassing!

At her house, i went to visit. I thought i heard the door open, creeking.
She just starts laughing like crazy...
'cuz i turned quick to look and i knew it was just us two there alone. so i freaked!
she was laughing 'cuz it was her farting.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

crazy day...@rockyou

56 got laid off today... not a good day. missing everyone already =(